Doomsayer Debunker Pillows

'Aren't you exaggerating the threat?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Say What! Mark Meadows

Superstition City

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Anti-Vaxxers

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'

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