Doomed Character Aficionado Gifts

The Doomed Character

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Apocalypse Research Center

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

My Spam Sketchbook

The End is Nigh

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

After-Life Mints

The End is Nigh

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

A shark swims into a desert island.

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

Nutrition classes for zombies.

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Ahh, those were the good old days."