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"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Apocalypse Research Center

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

My Spam Sketchbook

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The End is Nigh

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

The End is Nigh

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

After-Life Mints

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."