Domestic Themes Gifts

Angry wife has doctor on standby.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

One of a kind.

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Jason and the Aga notes.

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Super glue hoovering