Domestic Legend Pillows

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Knights of the bedside table.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Jason and the Aga notes.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"Sloth is a sin."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Almost done.'