Domestic Dynamos Gifts

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

'Mom, how old was I when dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"When I told the robot vacuum company how many pets and kids I have, they sent me this."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

CEO with SEO

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Cossack dancers

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'She's in training.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

Sex Equality

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Just one moment dear.

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'