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Man umpires a fight with his wife.

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"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

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"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"You might want to save that for your blog."

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Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Vote for me!"

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'I didn't even know she was angry until she started shooting.'

'No talking politics during `happy hour`!'