Dollar Dancer Gifts

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Shake it all about sign on desk

Scottish party

In, out, shake it all about.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

US dollar rising and falling.

The Stripper

"We haven't danced in ages."

"That explains all the cavities."

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Dollar

Breaking Through

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Money Snowglobe

The Hidden World of Desks

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Raining dollars in America.

"It's his creative time."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

The Third Day of Christmas

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. Dear Mister Buck, is it true that "money talks"? Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

Ballerina

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."