Dollar Dreamer Gifts

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

Money is the Incentive.

SPECULATION

Breaking Through

'Dollar'

Tennis

Sleeping man's Z's have lines through them making them dollar Z's

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Creator's Block

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'You may have three mergers.'

What is possible/what is probable.

Running out of Gas.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Number Phobia.

Levon Helm

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

society of cartoonists...

Low-Rent Stockholders

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

The March to Finchley.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Dad, not now!"