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"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Rocking horse

Early Piety

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Tired Barbie

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Dollphins

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Child with doll in the sea

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.