Doggy Tv Enthusiast Prints

The dog food channel.

"She's all over YouTube."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

Talking Dog.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

PETFLIX

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'