Doggy Tv Enthusiast Pillows

The dog food channel.

"She's all over YouTube."

Talking Dog.

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

PETFLIX

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

"Your wife says she doesn't want to speak to you, she wants you to get out your phone and show her funny dog videos."

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"Who would believe this was invented by nerds?"