Doggy Paddle Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not even going to look.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A vampire in a canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

God passing the time.

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Pedalo Racer

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Sheepdog

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'Typical!'

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

"I think I can hear the river!"

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .