Doggy Paddle Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not even going to look.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A vampire in a canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Pedalo Racer

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Sheepdog

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

Moose Paddle Boarding

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

'Typical!'

"I think I can hear the river!"

'I'm terribly sorry I lost the paddles, Melvin.'

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.