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'Good dog!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

What is possible/what is probable.

The brain of a dog.

A day in the life of a dog.

Keep Off The Hay

Breaking Through

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'