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'Good dog!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dogs can dream too.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

What is possible/what is probable.

A day in the life of a dog.

The brain of a dog.

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Keep Off The Hay

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Breaking Through

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

When Pugs dream.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Dog's Loo