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"You're a little too niche."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"Do you mind? I'm new here."

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

The call of the wild.

'I'll take your word for it that dog food tastes good on crackers.'

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"

"I'm so tired of eating meals from a can...I could spit!"

Dog's Brain.

"I didn't say he was a Scottie. I said he was a Scootie."

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

'Eugh. This is awful. I'm not the hugest fan of licorice, but this one I found on the sidewalk is disgusting.'

Animal magnetism.

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'