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"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Dog Food

Fido and Fifi

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Dog Chow Mein

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

Bad Dog!

"That tasted like s**t. We'll have another order of it."

That elusive Pecorino!

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

". . .What's this world coming to?"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

He didn't even remember signing up for the taste test.

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'He did not bite you! Those are just teeth marks.'

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

'Hey, where's my dog?'