Doggie Reveler Gifts

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Theorbo

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

I think we're alone now!

Noel Fever

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

Speleologist

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Early Photobomb

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Crumhorn

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"