Dogged Worker Gifts

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Dog's game

The entire team applauds you.

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Stable boys and Scottsman

The Sheepdog Trials

dog-come ingo out boxes

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Dog Food Co.

"Show me the peanuts!"

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

Know your dog.

"Bad news...you don't have a deadly disease. You've got to go back to work."

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'