Dogged Worker Prints

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

Your resume looks great

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Dog's game

The entire team applauds you.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"I'll walk, you shovel."

The Sheepdog Trials

dog-come ingo out boxes

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

Dog Food Co.

"Show me the peanuts!"

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

"This new office is so small. You can't swing a cat in here."

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"The vet said if he's not eating I should warm up his dog food a little.'

Know your dog.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."