Dog Whisperer Pillows

"Lassie! Get help!!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Quiz for dogs.

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"She was a rescue."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"The applications are limitless."

"I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way."

"I don't fetch. I have a trust fund."

"And only you can hear this whistle?"

"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"Not guilty. He needed new Top-Siders anyway."

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

Dog training

Grammarian.

'Any questions?'

'He's hearing impaired.'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

Great Coaching Is about Sharing Not Telling...

"Sit!"

"Don't use our human's name, it's too obvious."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Random sample.

Where dogs have been before they lick you...

"I see good things in your future."