Dog Walker Humor Gifts

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

"Shake! Good Dog."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."

Dogma

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."