Dog Walker Humor Gifts

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Mine's still in bed."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'