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"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Skeleton playing fetch.