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Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

'I'm a wiener, not a winner.'

The spoiler

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

There's nothing like the real thing!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Dog track - 'Ben!'

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."

A day at the races

Agility God

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

A day at the transgenic races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"That's just not the real me."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'