Dog Racing Mugs

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

'I'm a wiener, not a winner.'

The spoiler

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

There's nothing like the real thing!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Dog track - 'Ben!'

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."

A day at the races

Agility God

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"That's just not the real me."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'