Dog Racing Cynic Pillows

Add a touch of irony to their space with pillows that celebrate the dog racing cynic’s humorous perspective. Comfortable and clever, these pillows are great for relaxation and conversation starters.

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'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.' mockup

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.' mockup

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.' mockup

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.' mockup

'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

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"With great power comes great reward."

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward."

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!' mockup

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!' mockup

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!' mockup

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!' mockup

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

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"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good." mockup

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

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-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win! mockup

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win! mockup

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win! mockup

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win! mockup

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

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"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch." mockup

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

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Suggestions Get Shredded.

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded.

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We're barely gonna make it!

We're barely gonna make it! mockup

We're barely gonna make it! mockup

We're barely gonna make it! mockup

We're barely gonna make it! mockup

We're barely gonna make it!

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"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

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'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.' mockup

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

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"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

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"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water." mockup

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

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'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

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"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

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'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.' mockup

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.' mockup

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.' mockup

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.' mockup

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

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Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team. mockup

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team. mockup

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team. mockup

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team. mockup

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

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'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...' mockup

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

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"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"

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'Team spirit, my ass.'

'Team spirit, my ass.' mockup

'Team spirit, my ass.' mockup

'Team spirit, my ass.' mockup

'Team spirit, my ass.' mockup

'Team spirit, my ass.'

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"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them." mockup

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them." mockup

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them." mockup

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them." mockup

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

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'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

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'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.' mockup

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

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Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race mockup

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race mockup

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race mockup

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race mockup

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

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The Three Branches of Government

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government

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There's nothing like the real thing!

There's nothing like the real thing! mockup

There's nothing like the real thing! mockup

There's nothing like the real thing! mockup

There's nothing like the real thing! mockup

There's nothing like the real thing!

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'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.' mockup

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

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"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked."

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked."

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Dog Racing Cynic Pillows Collection

Dog Racing Cynic Mugs

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Dog Racing Cynic Prints

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Dog Racing Cynic T-Shirts

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