"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
Dog-owning Uncle T-Shirts
Let your uncle wear his heart on his sleeve—or chest—with T-shirts that showcase his love for dogs and his playful personality, perfect for casual outings or relaxing weekends.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
Caveman's dog with head outside car window.
"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."
'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'
'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'
"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."
'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'
Rejuvenile Delinquents.
Dog traps the postman.
Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"
'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'
War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).
'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'
Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"
"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."
You need a new reading light
'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'
'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'
Why cat yoga classes don't work
Clown baby.
'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses
'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).
"The dog wants out again!"
'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'
"'Golden' years, my a**...."
"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."
I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.
Farmer and the Loove Dog!
Dog-owning Uncle T-Shirts Collection
Dog-owning Uncle Mugs
Explore our collection of dog-themed mugs—perfect for your uncle to enjoy his coffee and his love for his furry companion every morning.
Dog-owning Uncle Pillows
Check out our playful dog-themed pillows—adding humor and coziness to your uncle's living space, and celebrating his pet in style.
Dog-owning Uncle Prints
Browse our collection of charming prints that capture the joy and humor of dog ownership—ideal for decorating your uncle's home or office.