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'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Biofelineism

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog traps the postman.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Pianist.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Farmer and the Loove Dog!

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

With Jury Duty for All

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Santa Claus walks dogs

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"I'm an assistance dog."

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

"Write about dogs."

'Enough, George... I let you get the stupid pool. I'm not going to cut your dinner into little pieces and dump it in.'