Dog Mischief Manager Pillows

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."