Dog Meet-cute Enthusiast Pillows

"We met online."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

There are no rats with collars...

I'm sure it's fake.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Dogs and Chickens

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I love it!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

It's for you.

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Don't even think about it!'

"You are not what I expected."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Is that all it does?"

'I think Lassie's trying to sell us something.'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Snowball Fight With Santa