Dog Meet-cute Enthusiast Prints

"We met online."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

There are no rats with collars...

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

"You are not what I expected."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Is that all it does?"

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Don't even think about it!'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'