Dog Meet-ups Pillows

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Collies Without Borders

"I have no thumbs."

'Not here - home!'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Chasebook

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Dog fetches dice