Dog Lover With A Funny Bone Pillows

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Dog in love

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Gym Dog

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Teacher's pet dog

"He ran out of pee."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Beware of SUV.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Houdini's Dog

A skinny dog with clown make up

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I promised him he could have a pet."