Dog Lover With A Funny Bone Pillows

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

The AdRams Family no.35 - Dog playing with computer

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'm working from home today."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Dog in love

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Gym Dog

"Wow, what a DILF."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Beware of SUV.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A skinny dog with clown make up

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

Beware of the dog.