Dog Groomer Humor Pillows

DOGodorants

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Foster failure"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Canine Companion

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Dog Park

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

The First Martian Dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogs shaving

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Obedience School Graduation