Dog Collar Collector Pillows

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dog in love

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Mummy?!

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Free Range Cows.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Museum of dog memorabilia

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"You remind me of someone."

"She's a weiner cat."

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

'Serves me right for frowning.'