Dog Behaviorist Humor Mugs

'Well, it wasn't me.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Now turn your head and bark."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"She never took to the leash."

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'