Dog Humor Mugs

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Dog wearing a cone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Snowmobull

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Now turn your head and bark."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."