Canine Humor Mugs

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

"Do me next."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Snowmobull

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Dog wearing a cone

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Honk if you love me!"

Dog on a Shelf.

"Now turn your head and bark."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."