Dog Behaviorist Humor T-Shirts

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog wearing a cone

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"She never took to the leash."

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'