Dodgeball Prints

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Dodge Ball City.

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Wyatt and Wild Bill chase the bad guys from Dodgeball city!

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Fido and Fifi

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"I've changed my mind son - I've decided that I do want to be a financial burden on you . . !"

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Early dodgeball.

"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

"I can't wait that long."

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

Pre-historic dodgeball.

Sorry out of numbers.

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

'Is it bad etiquette to bring my universal remote to this party you're dragging me to?'

The vaccine plays hide and seek with the Covid

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

He was a great dodgeball player who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."