"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"
Political Dodgeball Player Prints
Decorate their wall with vibrant, humorous prints that celebrate their love of dodgeball and politics. Perfect for inspiring a laugh or sparking conversation.
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
A fight in the Boardroom.
'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'
"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.
Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.
"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."
'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'
"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''
"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."
"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.
The puppet master
"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."
Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.
Negotiations
"You've been warned, Hoskins."
The Russian Circus
"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."
"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."
'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'
Dodge Ball City.
Boris and Ireland
"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
Merkel & Europe
Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'
Early dodgeball.
"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."
"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."
"Hold Kaminsky's official dismissal note. Let's just send him a get lost card ans see what happens."
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
'Haw! Loser!!'
Political Dodgeball Player Prints Collection
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