Partisan Player Prints

'Haw! Loser!!'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

U.S. Foreign Policy

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Trump

DUNVOTIN

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

British Prime Minister

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Russian Election.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

US Capitol Building Toppled

John F. Kennedy

Rock and a Hard Place

'What I have to do first?!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

John F. Kennedy

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