Political Dodgeball Player Mugs

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

The puppet master

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Negotiations

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

The Russian Circus

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Merkel & Europe

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

"Blind loyalty, Gilliford, by God, that's a trait I like to see in a young man."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Boris and Ireland

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

"Hold Kaminsky's official dismissal note. Let's just send him a get lost card ans see what happens."

'Haw! Loser!!'