Dodgeball Warrior Prints

'I know you like to wear your sports injuries with pride, but couldn't you at least remove the dodgeball?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

There are a lot of nutty people out there. Don't vote them into public office!"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Back to Zoom Savings

"But, what if we're attacked in the press?"

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Dodge Ball City.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

Early dodgeball.

"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'Yes... the truth will set you free... but so will a damn good attorney.'

"I'm not panicking. I'm using this moment to finish my yoga."

"Let's let him keep your ball."

Pre-historic dodgeball.

'We're doomed sire. The barbarians have more dodgeballs, and their throws are more accurate.'

"It looks fine to me, too."

'And quit referring to your room as the rehab center.'

'He's a really active dog.'

He was a great dodgeball player who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Wyatt and Wild Bill chase the bad guys from Dodgeball city!

"Objection, Your Honor!—the prosecution is dodgeballing."

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

Cornered

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.