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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Do me next."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

A man taking a bow

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Meet the Author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Meet the Authors

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

"Garbage in, great books out."

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Arbor day? I never thought about giving gifts for Arbor day... well sure! I'll take 11 more!'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

Tomb of the unpublished author.

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'Meet the Author!'

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.