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Warrants.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

In, out, shake it all about.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Kirsten Johnson

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"That explains all the cavities."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"It's his creative time."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

The Hidden World of Desks

Social lens of the photojournalist

Files of Doom

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Put it in writing!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Ballerina

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'