Document Signing Dramatist Mugs

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Do me next."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

A man taking a bow

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Meet the Authors

"They have a wonderful author-editor relationship."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

Meet the Oar-thor.

"Garbage in, great books out."

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'Meet the Author!'

Tomb of the unpublished author.

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

Meet the First-time Novelist....

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'