Doctor Visit Daydreamer Pillows

'Sometimes I get a little hypochondriacky.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"So what brings you in today?"

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Be A Doctor

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

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'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

'Very interesting... your blood pressure is 17 over 76.'

That rattling sound in your chest doesn't concern me as much as that rattling sound in your head.

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Taking blood pressure

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'