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"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Worm Bed

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"