Doctor-patient Relationship Explorer Prints

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

His and Hers Wedding

Heart to heart talk.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Monogamy

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."