Doctor-patient Relationship Analyst Prints

"He wants to know what's taking me so long."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Try Mediation

Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"My computer just texted me."

Awkward First Dates

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

Hollywood Breakup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Relationships.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"I've had you appraised."

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"